MY THOUGHTS ON TENNIS

SUCH A GOOD MATCH BETWEEN FEDERER AND MURRAY.

Wawrinka and Djokovic was better.

Best part of the match hands down.

The commentators should have just talked about Kevin Spacey the entire match. 

ALL OF MY WUT

So I, like a big fat chunk of people, buy shit online.
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A LOT OF USELESS SHIT.

But it wasn't until like several days ago that I used my debit card to purchase something (through Paypal). Previously I was just sending money from my account to Paypal then use the money on my Paypal balance. BUT I DIGRESS. So I bought something on eBay with my debit card, so it shows on my bank statement and whilst doing some netbanking today I see this on my transaction list.

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I flipped through my Paypal records and the seller is a DUDE. So now it looks like I paid for an "azngurl" for  $6.66 ... which is a pretty steep price in today's economy AHAHAHAHAHA. Thank goodness I don't get my bank statements mailed to me anymore, I could imagine the look on my parent's faces as they rip apart my mail and just give me this quizzical look.

And no I won't tell you what I bought.

PROCRASTI-WHAT?

So I have been doing nothing even remotely productive, how about you? I thought so too. There's a whole bunch of things on my desk that is the result of me starting something, spending some time on it and then putting it aside to be never loved again. Like the countless drawings I started and then abandoned or better yet the wall of Yu-Gi-Oh cards I was supposed to be working on.

That crap took me like 2 hours to do 10% of the wall.

I seriously don't want to continue working on my wall of Yu-Gi-Oh cards because it takes ridiculously long, also if I get the sequence of monster/spell/traps wrong or screwed up; that shit will drive me cray cray. I also spend far too much of my time watching YouTube videos, seriously. I should be investing my time into more productive thing... like this blog post, which is clearly productive.

So I got extremely bored and made a beautiful picture of a cockroach.

Next time you lose a cockroach before you have the opportunity to catch/kill it, I want you to imagine said cockroach coming into contact with toxic waste granting it the powers to be awesome and shit... I need new hobbies.

PLEASE STOP THIS

If you asked me what my new year resolution is, it would most likely be to slap everyone on Earth who says:

"See you next year"

happy new year boys and girls.

COOL STORY

AHAHAHAHAHA, I saw this and I couldn't help but laugh. I haven't really posted much lately because nothing has really happened much lately [fascinating]. I've found myself either sleeping, staring at a computer window shopping or working [none of which are very interesting]. I got my first ever blood test a few days ago and I got the results, and my blood is bitchin' even the doctor said my blood was REALLY good; cholesterol was perfect and my iron was perfect. No high cholesterol meaning pork rolls is still on my diet.

The only thing that was "insufficient" was my vitamin D which I can obviously attribute to my clear lack of going outside. I should probably open the curtains every now and then and let the sunlight in- NOPE. My internet is also INCREDIBLY BAD. My ping keeps just spiking horribly [1000+] so whenever I try to play Blacklight I just teleport horribly and end up being a severe handicap to my team; not even the beastly SIMON CHAU can carry the team when I am busy shooting at walls, running into walls, jumping into walls and making love to walls.

So I thought I'd just add HSC RESULTS ARE OUT IN A WEEK [because I'm a douche].

Commence crying in anticipation.

HERE'S TO YOU [GI-OH]

I hope you've been doing fun and interesting things because I've been doing nothing remotely interesting the past few days. But I did play a hell of a lot of Yu-Gi-Oh.

Duel me please.

I also spent a hell of a long time just surfing the web, one image at a time and for some unknown reason something made me laugh for like ten whole minutes straight.

I can't look at this with a straight face.

Let's see, I have a medicine interview at Newcastle tomorrow. Don't really have much in the way of expectations, just going to get the gist and feel of a medicine interview. SOOOO tempted to just turn up in a singlet, boardies and thongs, but my parents would kill me before I could even attempt to do something so ridiculously unconventional. Shit man it's a long trip to Newcastle :'[ better break out the legit Pokemon on my iPod. Couldn't be bothered putting something Simon Chau related up this time so I'll just give you this gif which accurately represents my reactions to Simon Chau majority of the time.

Christopher Lloyd is sexy.

SO APPARENTLY

I SUCK AT BOWLING

My bowling prowess in a nutshell.

SOOOOOO many gutter balls :'[ I have lost the magical touch I once had with bowling, GONE are the days when I could make turkeys man [3 consecutive strikes]. Mr Faulds didn't have shit on me during rec sport Liverpool bowling. But now I'm just so so bad at it, my best score wasn't even over 100. Still it was super awesome fun to just play bowling and talk to people and shiiiiii- OMG THE FOOD WAS SO EXPENSIVE, didn't buy a single thing to eat there because it was too expensive. I have decided that every single one of my blog posts must require a dosage of Simon Chau, so I give you:

The Simon Chau seal of approval.

Erghhh what else, OH YES got a haircut and far out man the barber nicked the back of my neck so that it started bleeding. But I didn't even realise that it was bleeding until I was on my way home, HE DIDN'T EVEN TELL ME. What kind of douchebag does that? :'[

Faq u barber.

And on a more pleasant note, pictures of people:

 Do I... do I smell good?

 OMG is Wilson POUTING?!

this just in, **** sarks.

Sexy people.

Had an AWESOME time, thanks to everyone that showed up and to whoever organised it [I have no idea].