SO APPARENTLY

I SUCK AT BOWLING

My bowling prowess in a nutshell.

SOOOOOO many gutter balls :'[ I have lost the magical touch I once had with bowling, GONE are the days when I could make turkeys man [3 consecutive strikes]. Mr Faulds didn't have shit on me during rec sport Liverpool bowling. But now I'm just so so bad at it, my best score wasn't even over 100. Still it was super awesome fun to just play bowling and talk to people and shiiiiii- OMG THE FOOD WAS SO EXPENSIVE, didn't buy a single thing to eat there because it was too expensive. I have decided that every single one of my blog posts must require a dosage of Simon Chau, so I give you:

The Simon Chau seal of approval.

Erghhh what else, OH YES got a haircut and far out man the barber nicked the back of my neck so that it started bleeding. But I didn't even realise that it was bleeding until I was on my way home, HE DIDN'T EVEN TELL ME. What kind of douchebag does that? :'[

Faq u barber.

And on a more pleasant note, pictures of people:

 Do I... do I smell good?

 OMG is Wilson POUTING?!

this just in, **** sarks.

Sexy people.

Had an AWESOME time, thanks to everyone that showed up and to whoever organised it [I have no idea].

POINTLESS BABBLING

Amidst the supposedly "bliss" post high school life I can't help find myself EXTREMELY bored. At the rate that this is going, I am going to become this unrecognisable blob of nothingness that has shriveled up due to boredom. That sentence was incredibly superfluous, but I digress. To preoccupy myself on the long and now INCREDIBLY FREAKING HOT days (like seriously, you could fry an egg on my face) that roll by I've taken to the age old method of procrastination; playing games. But now I'm not procrastinating, I'm just playing games because I have absolutely nothing else to do :'[

Props to you if you get the South Park reference. Oh yeah I played Hello Kitty Online, because as a gamer I want to be diverse and not limit myself to merely just FPS and RPGs (that's my current excuse). The game is absolutely-freaking-amazing. There's enough happiness in that game to make you smile whilst listening to Nickelback non-stop for a year. Playing that game with Simon Chau makes it a thousand times funnier, as I had to refrain myself from asking every person that messaged me "ASL?", but I'm almost CERTAIN there are plenty of middle aged men playing that game... because of the entertaining mini-games, that CLEARLY must be it. SPEAKING OF SIMON CHAU:

That is all.

Nothing else really worth mentioning I guess, oh but I did start playing a FPS game Blacklight Retribution which has super special awesome graphics, but 2 minutes into a game as a newbie this guy started teabagging me... and he killed me from behind.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, stay classy internet.